If you give your kid an Elmo

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…Then he probably is going to want a Grover (and Ernie, Bert, Big Bird, Cookie, etc.; some of which you’ve already bought).

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If you go to buy him a Grover at the toy store around the corner, chances are you will need your keys…

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And if you need your keys, the chances are your child has been playing with them…

And if your child has been playing with your keys, the chances are he probably lost them somewhere in the living room…

And if he probably lost them somewhere in the living room, chances are you need to look for them…

If you need to look for them, the chances are you will need to move the couch.

If you move the couch, the chances are you are going to find a million dust bunnies…

And if you find a million dust bunnies, the chances are you need to vacuum…

And if you need to vacuum, chances are you need to run downstairs to get it…

And if you run downstairs to get the vacuum, the chances are you will decide you need to switch the laundry…

And when you switch the laundry, the chances are you will need to change the lint filter…

And when you change the lint filter, the chances are you will be reminded by the dust bunnies that need to be vacuumed…

And when you go upstairs to vacuum, the chances are you will find at least ten long lost toys under the couch…

And when you find toys under the couch, the chances are you will need to put them away…

And when you put the toys aways, the changes are you will come across the Grover sticker…

That made your son demand a Grover doll 🙂

The end.

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Clearly based on:

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Oh, and ps: no Grover dolls were harmed in the making of this reenactment, and yes, he LOVED his Grover doll (Googoo Gall)

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Um, and yes, Grover followed us everywhere

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This is too funny…

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